Beginning

Aegnor säger:
(choose a difficulty)
Shadowcaller säger:
Medium?
Dallas-Dakota säger:
bweh.
Aegnor säger:
(Hard, harder, 'yeah, you don't want to know')
Dallas-Dakota säger:
I now leave the monster that i created.
Dallas-Dakota säger:
And Edward!
Dallas-Dakota säger:
Update your gameeeeeeeeeeeee!

Dallas-Dakota har lämnat konversationen.

Shadowcaller säger:
hard then
Aegnor säger:
k
Shadowcaller säger:
if thats the easiest choice
Aegnor säger:
yah
Aegnor säger:
anyway
Aegnor säger:
what do you do
Shadowcaller säger:
Well first of all I want to search for imortallity
Aegnor säger:
you find none
Shadowcaller säger:
Aww
Shadowcaller säger:
I go to an inn
Shadowcaller säger:
*a
Aegnor säger:
you bump into a wall and hit your head
Shadowcaller säger:
What wall?
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I'm working on it, DD
Aegnor säger:
(text adventures are played by simple commands!)
MrEdwardNigma säger:
late response…
Aegnor säger:
fourth
MrEdwardNigma säger:
go south
Aegnor säger:
you bump into Shadowcaller
Shadowcaller säger:
I greet nigma
MrEdwardNigma säger:
check inventory
Aegnor säger:
you have a stick
MrEdwardNigma säger:
greet shadowcaller
Aegnor säger:
clothes
Aegnor säger:
you chat a bit
Aegnor säger:
you learn nothing useful
Shadowcaller säger:
I check my own inventory
Aegnor säger:
you have a rock and clothes
Shadowcaller säger:
What kind of clothes?
Aegnor säger:
ugly
MrEdwardNigma säger:
combine ugly clothes and stick
Aegnor säger:
error: doesn't work
Shadowcaller säger:
So I'm naked now?
Aegnor säger:
da clothes are on you
Aegnor säger:
unless you take them off
Shadowcaller säger:
Ahh good
Shadowcaller säger:
Well then I suggest that we go on an adventure
Aegnor säger:
(I wonder when they'll do the command all IF players do first off)
Aegnor säger:
the suggestion is well received
MrEdwardNigma säger:
retrieve arms
Aegnor säger:
your arms are attached
MrEdwardNigma säger:
get flask
Aegnor säger:
can't see anything
MrEdwardNigma säger:
turn on light
Aegnor säger:
can't see button
Shadowcaller säger:
Were are we by the way?
MrEdwardNigma säger:
light clothes
Aegnor säger:
error, what?
Aegnor säger:
you don't know
Shadowcaller säger:
Those aren't mine clothes right?
MrEdwardNigma säger:
unequip clothes
Aegnor säger:
you undress
Aegnor säger:
luckily, SC doesn't see anything
MrEdwardNigma säger:
hug shadowcaller
Aegnor säger:
you do so
Shadowcaller säger:
Ahh!
Shadowcaller säger:
Screams
Inigo Montoya säger:
get ye flask
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I already tried that

Alarra har lämnat konversationen.

Shadowcaller säger:
Slaps Nigma
Inigo Montoya säger:
There's always a flask to get!
Aegnor säger:
(all players have 2 hints, btw)
MrEdwardNigma säger:
yeah, but it's dark
Aegnor säger:
you're likely to be eaten by a grue
Inigo Montoya säger:
feel for wall
MrEdwardNigma säger:
hit grue with stick
Aegnor säger:
Inigo: joining?
Aegnor säger:
you find a wall
Aegnor säger:
grue not present.
Aegnor säger:
yet.
Aegnor säger:
it's not like a stick would help.
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take pumpkin
Inigo Montoya säger:
feel for switch
Aegnor säger:
you find a switch
Aegnor säger:
but no pumpkin
Shadowcaller säger:
. thats creppy
MrEdwardNigma säger:
flip switch
Aegnor säger:
you do so
Aegnor säger:
to no apparent effect.
Aegnor säger:
except a small 'click'
MrEdwardNigma säger:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=103222
Shadowcaller säger:
its a trap!
Aegnor säger:
suddenly, you sense a small bit of light
Inigo Montoya säger:
feel for door
MrEdwardNigma säger:
use shadowcaller as human shield
Aegnor säger:
outside your eyelids
Aegnor säger:
you're already hugging him
Shadowcaller säger:
I'm hrinthis game:
Aegnor säger:
you find a door
Shadowcaller säger:
*I'm a her in this game
Aegnor säger:
okay
Aegnor säger:
her then
MrEdwardNigma säger:
hug tighter
Inigo Montoya säger:
open eyes
Aegnor säger:
you do so
Aegnor säger:
you see a room
Aegnor säger:
with 2 people hugging, one of them naked
Shadowcaller säger:
Pushes nigma away
Aegnor säger:
both have their eyes closed
Aegnor säger:
Nigma is pushed
MrEdwardNigma säger:
open eyes
Aegnor säger:
you do so
Aegnor säger:
you see the same, except for the 'people' bit
MrEdwardNigma säger:
equip clothes
Aegnor säger:
you dress
Shadowcaller säger:
What do I see?
Aegnor säger:
(I can't believe nobody has 'looked' before)
Aegnor säger:
You see a small room with exits to s and n
Aegnor säger:
it has a lantern on the wall
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take lantern
Aegnor säger:
MEN gets it first
MrEdwardNigma säger:
combine lantern and stick
Inigo Montoya säger:
get ye flask
Aegnor säger:
you get a lantern on a stick
Aegnor säger:
the flask eludes your grasp
Shadowcaller säger:
I follow these guys
MrEdwardNigma säger:
use lantern on a stick
Aegnor säger:
you bash the lantern on a wall
Aegnor säger:
it's cover breaks
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take cover
Shadowcaller säger:
Take cover!
Aegnor säger:
you take a piece of the cover
Aegnor säger:
and so do you
MrEdwardNigma säger:
look at cover
Aegnor säger:
it's a piece of glass
Aegnor säger:
not even sharp.
MrEdwardNigma säger:
look at clothes
Shadowcaller säger:
Great, I press my ear against the wall, trying to hear something
MrEdwardNigma säger:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=103222
Aegnor säger:
you hear some Iron Maiden, then a cursing voice and a 'whoom'
Aegnor säger:
then nothing
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take iron maiden
Aegnor säger:
it's nowhere to be found
Happy säger:
back. I use my secret power of being away during the whole game to be oblivious! mwahahaha!
MrEdwardNigma säger:
open iron maiden
Aegnor säger:
Happy joins!
Aegnor säger:
you still can't find it
Aegnor säger:
sheesh
MrEdwardNigma säger:
guys, check your inventories
Shadowcaller säger:
I got clothes and a rock
Happy säger:
*checks inventory*
Aegnor säger:
It's not like you can penetrate the narrators' intangibility shield
MrEdwardNigma säger:
look at clothes
Happy säger:
I have a coke and some hashbrowns
Aegnor säger:
yeah.
Aegnor säger:
Sure.
Amber säger:
I am currently idle.
Aegnor säger:
Clothes are still ugly
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take belt
Aegnor säger:
none.
Inigo Montoya säger:
check inventory
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take shoes
Shadowcaller säger:
We got shoes right?
Aegnor säger:
no you don't
Happy säger:
*drinks coke*
Aegnor säger:
you threw them at a duck earlier
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take underwear
MrEdwardNigma säger:
get duck
Aegnor säger:
(flashback from previous night)
MrEdwardNigma säger:
that's how we got here!
MrEdwardNigma säger:
we were drunk!
Aegnor säger:
you don't want to know where your underwear is
MrEdwardNigma säger:
get traffic cone
Shadowcaller säger:
I don't drink
Aegnor säger:
Traffic cone grows a pair of legs and runs off to north
Inigo Montoya säger:
get asprain
MrEdwardNigma säger:
okay, you were just stupid, but the reqst of us were drunk
Aegnor säger:

MrEdwardNigma säger:
go north
Aegnor säger:
asprain doesn't exist
Aegnor säger:
you go north
Happy säger:
*sprains knee*
Happy säger:
ow!
Aegnor säger:
(please stay together btw)
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take traffic cone
Inigo Montoya säger:
get advil
Shadowcaller säger:
I follow them…
Aegnor säger:
(gonna be horrible to narrate)
Aegnor säger:
the traffic cone ran away faster thany ou
Aegnor säger:
you don't know where it went
MrEdwardNigma säger:
look
Happy säger:
*limps along with the rest of the party, still oblivious and drinking coke*
Aegnor säger:
you see a dead end. It has a small pool and a tiny hole in the roof, giving out light
Inigo Montoya säger:
look hole
MrEdwardNigma säger:
so where'd the cone go?
Aegnor säger:
hole shows you a clear view of the sky
Aegnor säger:
you dunno
Aegnor säger:

Happy säger:
look pool
Shadowcaller säger:
So the sky is… sky-link I guess?
Aegnor säger:
it's clear water
Aegnor säger:
it seems quite deep, oddly
Shadowcaller säger:
Stays away from the pool
MrEdwardNigma säger:
drink
Aegnor säger:
you drink
Aegnor säger:
it tastes like chicken
Aegnor säger:
…not.
Aegnor säger:
water.
Happy säger:
jump in
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take water
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take duck
Aegnor säger:
you jump in, water splashes around
Aegnor säger:
you can't take the water
Happy säger:
swim to bottom
Aegnor säger:
and the duck isn't here
Aegnor säger:
you swim until you can't hold your breath anymore, then get back.
MrEdwardNigma säger:
look at lantern
Aegnor säger:
Lantern is basically just a candle now that the cover is gone
Aegnor säger:
it is on a stick.
Shadowcaller säger:
Suggests that we search for a secret passage
MrEdwardNigma säger:
awesome
Shadowcaller säger:
Or turn back
MrEdwardNigma säger:
search for traps
Inigo Montoya säger:
look at wall
Aegnor säger:
you find no traps
Aegnor säger:
wall is, well, a wall.
MrEdwardNigma säger:
search for treasure
Aegnor säger:
you find a coin
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take coin
Aegnor säger:
MEN gets one point!
Happy säger:
search for pool's water intake or exit
Shadowcaller säger:
Huh?
MrEdwardNigma säger:
ka-tsjing!
Aegnor säger:
you cannot find anything
Aegnor säger:
it's just a seemingly endless pit of water
MrEdwardNigma säger:
search for secret passages
Aegnor säger:
you still find no passages
Aegnor säger:
except the way back south
MrEdwardNigma säger:
search again
Aegnor säger:
which isn't secret
Aegnor säger:
you find nothing
Inigo Montoya säger:
I say we go back south.
Shadowcaller säger:
I suggest we go that way
MrEdwardNigma säger:
go south
Aegnor säger:
people go south
Aegnor säger:
back in the small room
MrEdwardNigma säger:
look
Shadowcaller säger:
Follows the others carefully
Aegnor säger:
it looks the same
MrEdwardNigma säger:
go south
Aegnor säger:
except that something or someone has cleaned the pieces of the cover
Aegnor säger:
you go south
Aegnor säger:
you come to a wooden door
MrEdwardNigma säger:
search for traps
Shadowcaller säger:
Stays away from door
Aegnor säger:
you find a tile that would have dropped a boulder on you
MrEdwardNigma säger:
CHECK INVENTORY
Aegnor säger:
you have a lantern without cover on a stick
Aegnor säger:
and clothers
Aegnor säger:
clothes*
MrEdwardNigma säger:
and a cover
MrEdwardNigma säger:
and a coin
Shadowcaller säger:
Do we remember anything else?
Aegnor säger:
and a piece of a cover
Aegnor säger:
the coin was a point
MrEdwardNigma säger:
ah
Aegnor säger:
you remember nothing at this point in time
MrEdwardNigma säger:
useless then
MrEdwardNigma säger:
here I was hoping to toss it into a wishing well
MrEdwardNigma säger:
push tile with stick
Shadowcaller säger:
Do we remember our own names?
Aegnor säger:
you can't push hard enough unless you want to risk the stick breaking
MrEdwardNigma säger:
you need to throw the rock
Happy säger:
there was a bottomless pool, you know Nigma
Aegnor säger:
you only remember the names 'happy, shadowcaller, MrEdwardNigma'
Aegnor säger:
and
Aegnor säger:
inigo montoya
Aegnor säger:

Shadowcaller säger:
Well those names don't tell me anything
MrEdwardNigma säger:
inigo needs to check his inventory

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Shadowcaller säger:
They aren't real names
Happy säger:
Haruki GET
MrEdwardNigma säger:
and shadowcaller needs to throw the rock at the tile
Shadowcaller säger:
Sure, I thrown my rock
Amber säger:
I am currently idle.
MrEdwardNigma säger:
get idle
Aegnor säger:
the rock hits the tile
Haruki ~ GAH!!!!! säger:
*dances joyfully*
Haruki ~ GAH!!!!! säger:
Memesville! Iz OVAR!

Adam har lagts till i konversationen.

Happy säger:
Adam GET
Aegnor säger:
and if this were a harder difficulty
Aegnor säger:
you'd have all died.
Aegnor säger:
but the boulder, the size of the whole room
Aegnor säger:
gets stuck
Happy säger:
we won we won we won we won! *happy dance*
Adam säger:
Rocks fall everyone dies.
Aegnor säger:
into a hole, the size of less than the whole room
MrEdwardNigma säger:
open door
Aegnor säger:
the trap designer was st00pid
Aegnor säger:
door is locked
Aegnor säger:
eh, let me repeat myself
Aegnor säger:
the WOODEN door you are trying to open, mr. guy with a LANTERN, is locked.
MrEdwardNigma säger:
burn door
Aegnor säger:
door catches fire
Aegnor säger:
and spews smoke into the room
MrEdwardNigma säger:
and it's a candle onna stick now
MrEdwardNigma säger:
go north?
Aegnor säger:
through fire?
Shadowcaller säger:
Goes out of the room
Happy säger:
cough
Aegnor säger:
Shadowcaller is badly burnt
MrEdwardNigma säger:
the door leads south

Amber har lämnat konversationen.

Shadowcaller säger:
I meant on the other side
Aegnor säger:
ooh rite
Aegnor säger:
'kay
Aegnor säger:
fine
Aegnor säger:
you return into the small room
MrEdwardNigma säger:
look
Shadowcaller säger:
Is the smoke there too?
Aegnor säger:
it STILL LOOKS THE SAME
Aegnor säger:
of course
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take hook the lantern was hanging from
Aegnor säger:
smoke is up
Aegnor säger:
near the ceiling
Aegnor säger:
and fills the whole open space
Aegnor säger:
going out the small hole
Aegnor säger:
but there's a lot of smoke.
Shadowcaller säger:
well I start crawling then
MrEdwardNigma säger:
we need to get water to douse that fire
Shadowcaller säger:
Yes, I run and get some water
MrEdwardNigma säger:
anyways, take hook
Aegnor säger:
the lantern was magically held in place
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take magic
Aegnor säger:
magic eludes your silly grasp
MrEdwardNigma säger:
go south
MrEdwardNigma säger:
or north
Aegnor säger:
you go south to the room with the burning door
MrEdwardNigma säger:
to the pool
Aegnor säger:
or north to the pool
Shadowcaller säger:
Hmm.. anyone have something we can carry the water with?
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take water
Aegnor säger:
water slips out of your grasp
MrEdwardNigma säger:
the empty can of coke
Shadowcaller säger:
We fill happys coke with water
Aegnor säger:
it's half-empty
Aegnor säger:
Happy resists!
MrEdwardNigma säger:
drink coke
Shadowcaller säger:
and dose it on the fire
Aegnor säger:
okay, she doesn't
Aegnor säger:
you take the bottle and fill it with water once MEN has drunk it
MrEdwardNigma säger:
unequip clothes
MrEdwardNigma säger:
drench clothes in water
Happy säger:
noes! not mah coke!
Aegnor säger:
you undress
Happy säger:
cover eyes
Shadowcaller säger:
Not again…
Shadowcaller säger:
Covers eyes
MrEdwardNigma säger:
drench self in water
Aegnor säger:
MEN goes on a swim
Aegnor säger:
the water turns muddy
Aegnor säger:
then clears
Aegnor säger:
magically
MrEdwardNigma säger:

MrEdwardNigma säger:
take magic!
Aegnor säger:
magic still eludes your grasp
MrEdwardNigma säger:
go to door
Aegnor säger:
you do so
Haruki ~ GAH!!!!! säger:
I have to go
MrEdwardNigma säger:
drop water on wire

Haruki ~ GAH!!!!! har lämnat konversationen.

Aegnor säger:
no wire
MrEdwardNigma säger:
*fire
Aegnor säger:
the fire remains mostly unaffected by the tiny amount of fire the coke bottle can hold
Aegnor säger:
xD
Aegnor säger:
water
Aegnor säger:
water in bottle
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I'm squeezing the water out of my clothes on it too
Shadowcaller säger:
Well we can just wait until the door as burned down
MrEdwardNigma säger:
and I can hold some in my mouth
Aegnor säger:
you didn't wet your clothes
Shadowcaller säger:
*has
Aegnor säger:
you just took them off and went to swim
Aegnor säger:

MrEdwardNigma säger:
No, I drenched them
Shadowcaller säger:
He did
MrEdwardNigma säger:
MrEdwardNigma zegt:
drench clothes in water

Aegnor säger:
ah yes
Aegnor säger:
missed that
Aegnor säger:
sure
Aegnor säger:
the clothes manage to diminish the fire
Aegnor säger:
but they burn
MrEdwardNigma säger:

MrEdwardNigma säger:
forced nudity
MrEdwardNigma säger:
okay, sure
MrEdwardNigma säger:
your turn, shadowcaller
Shadowcaller säger:
He still got his underpants right?
MrEdwardNigma säger:
we didn't have any in the first place
Aegnor säger:
those are counted as clothes
Aegnor säger:
if he'd have 'em
Aegnor säger:
inigo's inactive?
Shadowcaller säger:
How much fire is there left anyway?
MrEdwardNigma säger:
yeah
MrEdwardNigma säger:
happy too
Aegnor säger:
not much, it's starting to die out
Shadowcaller säger:
And how much of the door is left?
Aegnor säger:
none
Happy säger:
i'm here, i'm just too happy about winning memesville to contribute
Aegnor säger:
it was really dry wood
Aegnor säger:

MrEdwardNigma säger:
take lock
Aegnor säger:
it melted
Aegnor säger:

MrEdwardNigma säger:
take steel
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take rock
Aegnor säger:
it burned a hole in the rock
Aegnor säger:
you can't fit your hand in
Aegnor säger:
you take Shadowcaller's rock
Aegnor säger:
Shadowcaller rages from the theft of her pet rock
Shadowcaller säger:
So nigma is naked?
MrEdwardNigma säger:
yes
MrEdwardNigma säger:
it's a pleasant sight
Aegnor säger:
not really
Aegnor säger:
SC and happy are covering their eyes
Happy säger:
get bukkit
Shadowcaller säger:
Um yes, I take back my pet rock
Aegnor säger:
you do so
Shadowcaller säger:
Still trying to not see nigmas "details"
Happy säger:
put bukkit over head
Shadowcaller säger:
So we can go trought the door without any burns now?
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I have the rock
Shadowcaller säger:
Hey, I took the rock right?
Aegnor säger:
yeah
Aegnor säger:
you did
Aegnor säger:
and the fire burns out
Aegnor säger:
except that the forest outside has caught fire
Aegnor säger:
that's kind of a 'd'oh' moment for you
Aegnor säger:
especially MEN who started the fire
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I took it sooner
Aegnor säger:
Shadowcaller tackled you, bashed your head at the wall and grabbed the rock
Shadowcaller säger:
I did?
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I tackle shadowcaller, bash her head at the wall and grab the rock
MrEdwardNigma säger:
and her clothes
Shadowcaller säger:
What?!
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I need some of those anyways
Aegnor säger:
A fight occurs
MrEdwardNigma säger:
hey, that's selfdefence
Aegnor säger:
Happyturtle can decide the winner
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I have a stick
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I have the advantage
Aegnor säger:
but he has teh advantage of blind rage
Shadowcaller säger:
I got a rock
MrEdwardNigma säger:
plus, I'm male
Aegnor säger:
she*
Happy säger:
joins fight to help Shadowcaller
Aegnor säger:
darn gender pronouns
Aegnor säger:
SHadowcaller wins
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I'm pretty angry about being hit and my rock being stolen tpoo
Happy säger:
because a naked guy attacking a woman is… well… »
Aegnor säger:
MEN is left lying there in a puddle of his own blood unconscious
MrEdwardNigma säger:
game over?
Shadowcaller säger:
Hey, I didin't say I bashed his head open
Aegnor säger:
while SC and Happy are surveying the burning forest
Happy säger:
prays for rain
MrEdwardNigma säger:
psh, I save you and this is the thanks I get
Aegnor säger:
no, he had a fit of teen angst and cut his arm
Aegnor säger:
rain never comes
Aegnor säger:
god isn't listening
Shadowcaller säger:
In the middle of the fight?
Aegnor säger:
yeah
Aegnor säger:
with a stick, too
Shadowcaller säger:
Um, tries to svae nigmas life
Shadowcaller säger:
*save
Aegnor säger:
he's alive and in a stable condition
Shadowcaller säger:
Oh, good
Aegnor säger:
he's also naked
Happy säger:
uses bukkit to haul water from the bottomless pool to the forest
Aegnor säger:
if you want to try to heal him more.
Aegnor säger:
bukkit is beyond the burning forest
Aegnor säger:
which you can still run through, by the way
Happy säger:
slings Nigma over shoulder and runs through burning forest
Shadowcaller säger:
Well we better drench our othes in water first
Aegnor säger:
it doesn't really matter
Shadowcaller säger:
*clothes
Aegnor säger:
the flaming trees drop burning branches around but you manage to survive
Shadowcaller säger:
Okay, sure
Aegnor säger:
you're in a small clearing, and you think you see water to the east
Happy säger:
look for bukkit
Aegnor säger:
the other directions show only burning wood
Aegnor säger:
bukkit found!
Happy säger:
bukkit get
Aegnor säger:
bukkit is get
Shadowcaller säger:
Looks for other useful things
Aegnor säger:
well, there are some burning branches…
Aegnor säger:
I'm sure those'd be useful in some circumstances
Aegnor säger:
but… they're aflame.
Shadowcaller säger:
Hm, I ignore them for now
Happy säger:
go east
Shadowcaller säger:
Yeah
Aegnor säger:
you come to a lake
Aegnor säger:
the liquid in it has an odd greenish tint
Shadowcaller säger:
we need to get away from the forest fire
Aegnor säger:
the smoke is making you cough
Shadowcaller säger:
You tell us when we are hungry and thirsty right?
MrEdwardNigma säger:
*moans*
Aegnor säger:
yeah
Happy säger:
splashes water on naked nigma
Aegnor säger:
right now you're pretty filled with adrenaline
Aegnor säger:
er
Aegnor säger:
Happy
Aegnor säger:
I suggest you undo that
Aegnor säger:

Aegnor säger:
MEN melts
Happy säger:
undoes that
Aegnor säger:
you do so
Happy säger:
nigma is a ghost?
Happy säger:
i mean, a witch?
Shadowcaller säger:
No, he is awaking
Aegnor säger:
eh?
Shadowcaller säger:
Anyway, I search for something useful without touching the water
Aegnor säger:
you find Happy's large bukkit
Shadowcaller säger:
bukkit as in bucket?
Aegnor säger:
large
MrEdwardNigma säger:
*moans some more*
Shadowcaller säger:
It is a large bucket?
Aegnor säger:
it is a very large bukkit
MrEdwardNigma säger:
we should hide in it
MrEdwardNigma säger:
bukkit's are fireproof
Shadowcaller säger:
Its a forest fire coming
Aegnor säger:
hm.
Aegnor säger:
you're coughing more
Shadowcaller säger:
We should take the bucket and run
Aegnor säger:
the smoke is effaryvere
Shadowcaller säger:
Well I continues east and tells the others to follow me
Happy säger:
can we use the bukkit as a boat to cross the acid lake?
Aegnor säger:
yes.
Shadowcaller säger:
Lets do that
Aegnor säger:
east is an acid lake, SC
Shadowcaller säger:
Oh
Shadowcaller säger:
I didin't see that
Shadowcaller säger:
We should have somthing to paddle with
Shadowcaller säger:
*something
MrEdwardNigma säger:
we have a stick
Shadowcaller säger:
It would melt
MrEdwardNigma säger:
but it'll just melt
Happy säger:
we have to drift on the tide
Aegnor säger:
while you're chatting
Happy säger:
you know, lakes have tides
Shadowcaller säger:
Sure, as long we don't get burned to death
Aegnor säger:
the smoke causes you to lose breath
Happy säger:
coughs
Aegnor säger:
you fall on your knees
Aegnor säger:
Happy is in pain
Aegnor säger:
cuz of the earlier injury
Shadowcaller säger:
SHe is?
Happy säger:
yup. i was asprained
Shadowcaller säger:
Well I put MEN inside the bukkit
Shadowcaller säger:
and then I out happy inside the bukkit
Aegnor säger:
fourth archive of MSN history with Shadowcaller
Aegnor säger:
-.-
Aegnor säger:
they're inside the bukkit
Aegnor säger:
the bukkit slides
Aegnor säger:
into the lake
Shadowcaller säger:
I jump inot the bukkit
Shadowcaller säger:
*into
Aegnor säger:
You do so
Happy säger:
grab SC and drag her in
Aegnor säger:
the bukkit slides towards the middle of the ake
Aegnor säger:
lake*
Aegnor säger:
the smoke slowly clears
Aegnor säger:
you're really sleepy
Shadowcaller säger:
I take the first watch
Aegnor säger:
you watch the endless acid in every direction until you fall asleep, along with everyone else.
Shadowcaller säger:
Aww
Aegnor säger:
You wake up an unspecified amount of time later, MEN included
MrEdwardNigma säger:
awrite!
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I'm back!
Aegnor säger:
he has a headache
MrEdwardNigma säger:
look
Aegnor säger:
and memory loss
Shadowcaller säger:
But he is still naked…
Aegnor säger:
you see a lot of acid in every direction, and stars in the sky
MrEdwardNigma säger:
didn't we already have memory loss?
Aegnor säger:
and a moon
Aegnor säger:
you have a more recent memory loss
Aegnor säger:

MrEdwardNigma säger:
"who are you guys?"
Aegnor säger:
gals
MrEdwardNigma säger:
"Who am I?"
Happy säger:
you're our servant
Shadowcaller säger:
is quiet
Aegnor säger:
situation: MEN is naked on a bukkit in the middle of an acid sea with two women
Aegnor säger:
he remembers nothing.
Aegnor säger:

MrEdwardNigma säger:
"Servant? Oh…"
MrEdwardNigma säger:
MEN looks down at his naked body
Shadowcaller säger:
Your her servent, not mine
Aegnor säger:
he also has a horrible headache
MrEdwardNigma säger:
"Oh, that kind of servant"
Happy säger:
*snickers*
Happy säger:
in your dreams, sweetie
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take snickers
Aegnor säger:
snickers ring loud in your ears
Aegnor säger:
bringing out painful memories of being bullied
MrEdwardNigma säger:
It's my favorite candy bar
Shadowcaller säger:
Try to see some land in this acid sea
Aegnor säger:
you see nothing
Shadowcaller säger:
Are we still moving?
Aegnor säger:
you couldn't tell if you were.
Happy säger:
fast forward to when something changes
Aegnor säger:
you fast forward some days until MEN dies of thirst
Aegnor säger:
undo?
Shadowcaller säger:
Yeah
Shadowcaller säger:
Lets see… do the bukkit have a handle?
Aegnor säger:
yeah
MrEdwardNigma säger:
it has a candle
Aegnor säger:
on a stick
Aegnor säger:
but the candle is burnt out
Aegnor säger:
ages ago
Shadowcaller säger:
I try to break off the handle ans use it as a paddle
Shadowcaller säger:
*and
Aegnor säger:
eh. doens't really work
Aegnor säger:
for one, Happyturtle stops you from harming her bukkit
Aegnor säger:
and it's too thin to paddle with anyway
Happy säger:
mah bukkit!
Shadowcaller säger:
Damn…
Shadowcaller säger:
Okay any ideas?
MrEdwardNigma säger:
nope
Aegnor säger:
you still got two hints each
Happy säger:
look for baking soda to neutralize the acid sea
Shadowcaller säger:
Wait, amybe we can make a sail?
Aegnor säger:
you find none
Shadowcaller säger:
Can we make a sail?
Aegnor säger:
well, theoretically you could… if you had a sewing needle. THAT'S how they get you.
Shadowcaller säger:
Hm, I dip the stick into the water
Aegnor säger:
/goblins reference
MrEdwardNigma säger:
my stick!
Aegnor säger:
nothing much happens
Aegnor säger:
the stick is covered in acid
Shadowcaller säger:
It melts right?
Aegnor säger:
no.
Aegnor säger:
you never 'l'ooked at stick
Aegnor säger:
or even e'x'amined stick
Shadowcaller säger:
I take the stick out of the water
Aegnor säger:
acid
Shadowcaller säger:
Whatever
Shadowcaller säger:
Anyway I take a look at it
MrEdwardNigma säger:
my stick!
Aegnor säger:
It is a stick. Made out of unknown material. Pulses slightly when touched.
Shadowcaller säger:
Its a magic stick?
Aegnor säger:
Nobody touches your stick, MEN
Aegnor säger:
you wouldn't know
Happy säger:
no, it's Shadowcaller's stick. you don't remember
Aegnor säger:
you're really thirsty and hungry, too
Shadowcaller säger:
And I tell MEN that his name is MrEdwardNigm
Happy säger:
*shares coke with*
Shadowcaller säger:
a
Aegnor säger:
coke runs out
Aegnor säger:
oshi-
Shadowcaller säger:
So the stikc is made of some kind of metal?
MrEdwardNigma säger:
we can still eat those snacks you brought
Shadowcaller säger:
That dosen't melt?
Shadowcaller säger:
*dosen't
Aegnor säger:
empirical evidence suggests that whatever material said stick is made out of
Aegnor säger:
it's impervious to acid
Shadowcaller säger:
Can we use it as a paddle?
Aegnor säger:
yes.
Aegnor säger:
slow and arduous it might be
Shadowcaller säger:
Well unless it has some kind of magic…
Shadowcaller säger:
Thats our best bet
MrEdwardNigma säger:
takes the candle off first
Aegnor säger:
the candle is totally useless. burnt out and all.
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I bet I can find a use for the wax
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I'll make a pupper out of it!
MrEdwardNigma säger:
*puppet
Shadowcaller säger:
I give what remins od the candle to MEN
Aegnor säger:
'kay
Shadowcaller säger:
*of
MrEdwardNigma säger:
the stick is mine
Shadowcaller säger:
*remains
MrEdwardNigma säger:
and so is the candle
Aegnor säger:
you don't know that, MEN
Aegnor säger:

Happy säger:
you don't remember the stick is yours
Happy säger:
hush, slave. now paddle
Shadowcaller säger:
Should we not take turns or something?
Aegnor säger:
MEN is given a paddle and clear orders to get them ashore.
Shadowcaller säger:
Still feels guilty about MEN
Happy säger:
oh fine. I'll spell him when he passes out from exhaustion
Aegnor säger:
Happy gazes at the star-filled sky
Aegnor säger:
something there catches her attention
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I was carrying it when I woke up
Aegnor säger:
a star blinks.
MrEdwardNigma säger:
so i ain't giving it away
Aegnor säger:
actually, you were unconscious and lost your grip on it
Happy säger:
look blinking star
Aegnor säger:
it just sort of came with you
MrEdwardNigma säger:
nah
Aegnor säger:
while they carried you
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I was carrying it
Aegnor säger:
The star blinks
Shadowcaller säger:
Tells MEn that the stick is his
Happy säger:
should we give him the stick just to end the debate, SC?
Aegnor säger:
MEN realizes the stick is a prized posession of his
Aegnor säger:
he now has a stick to be proud of!
Shadowcaller säger:

Shadowcaller säger:

MrEdwardNigma säger:
*paddles*
Aegnor säger:
MEN paddles.
Happy säger:
makes a wish on the blinking star
MrEdwardNigma säger:
can I sombine the cover with the stick to make a better paddle?
Aegnor säger:
the blinking star grows bigger
Aegnor säger:
the cover'd melt
Happy säger:
aliens!
Aegnor säger:
you're out of food and drink
Happy säger:
coming to eat us!
Aegnor säger:
the star grows
Aegnor säger:
it moves towards you at a blinding speed, stopping nearby
Aegnor säger:
A head pokes out
Aegnor säger:
'hey, which way is Orville?'
Happy säger:
yells
Happy säger:
Halp!
Shadowcaller säger:
Is shocked
Shadowcaller säger:
Don't say a word
Aegnor säger:
Head is expecting an answer
Shadowcaller säger:
((Nigma?))
Shadowcaller säger:
((oh well…))
MrEdwardNigma säger:
huh?
Shadowcaller säger:
((tell the alien something^^))
Aegnor säger:
'well?'
MrEdwardNigma säger:
"This is my stick"
Aegnor säger:
'what?'
MrEdwardNigma säger:
"…cool, innit?"
Aegnor säger:
The head disappears
Aegnor säger:
you hear it muttering
Aegnor säger:
'crazy humans… and another one of their odd sports'
Aegnor säger:
the ship throws you a gold bar and flies off
MrEdwardNigma säger:
take gold
Aegnor säger:
you're paddling
Shadowcaller säger:
I tkae the gold then
Shadowcaller säger:
*take
Aegnor säger:
You do so
Aegnor säger:
it turns into 50 points
Happy säger:
damn it. i look away from the screen for two minutes, and you nutters screw up our chance of rescue
Aegnor säger:
fast forward five hours
Shadowcaller säger:
((I was in shock))
Aegnor säger:
you're dying of third and MEN passes out of paddling
Aegnor säger:
you see a shore far far away
Happy säger:
takes over paddling
Aegnor säger:
but not in another galaxy
Shadowcaller säger:
And how could we understand the aline by the way?
Aegnor säger:
Happy paddles
Happy säger:
shelves the idea of killing Nigma and drinking his blood until later
Shadowcaller säger:
*alien
Aegnor säger:
it spoke Common
Shadowcaller säger:
I see
Shadowcaller säger:
How long is the stick?
Happy säger:
uses barbarian strength and endurance to reach the shore
Shadowcaller säger:
…happy is a barbarian
Aegnor säger:
the shore is reached
Aegnor säger:
happy passes out
Aegnor säger:
Shadowcaller is delirious of thirst
Shadowcaller säger:
I look for water
Aegnor säger:
you see oddish water all around you
Aegnor säger:
with a greenish tint
Aegnor säger:
and a shore
Aegnor säger:
of yellow stuff
Aegnor säger:
that seems to dance around your eyes
Shadowcaller säger:
Hmm I run up the shore toward land, searching for non-green water
Aegnor säger:
you wobble to land
Aegnor säger:
the bukkit starts to slip into the lake
Aegnor säger:
you save it
Aegnor säger:
and drag it upwards on the shore.
Aegnor säger:
you find a tree
Aegnor säger:
with a pile of leaves under it
Aegnor säger:
Meanwhile, happy and MEN are having weird dreams.
Shadowcaller säger:
Hmm I try to find water on the leaves
Happy säger:
no… no… THE BUTTERFLIES!!!!! O.O
Aegnor säger:
The message of the dreams is pretty unclear, but you gather something of a troll and 'saviours'.
Aegnor säger:
Shadowcaller counts the leaves
Happy säger:
and killer butterflies
Aegnor säger:
69106…
Aegnor säger:
wait
Aegnor säger:
6?
Aegnor säger:
that's one too many…
Aegnor säger:
you find a leaflet
Shadowcaller säger:
A what?
Aegnor säger:
piece of paper
Aegnor säger:
with stuff
Aegnor säger:
written
Shadowcaller säger:
What dose it say?
Shadowcaller säger:
I try to read it as good as I can
Happy säger:
tries to wake up
Aegnor säger:
it says something about weird stuff and then the letters attack you but after you fight them off, you gather something about the opening of a tavern nearby
Shadowcaller säger:
And i'm walking at the same time
Aegnor säger:
happy wakes up but is too weak to move
MrEdwardNigma säger:
what's going on?
Shadowcaller säger:
Well I try to find that traven then
Aegnor säger:
she's lying uncomfortably close to unconscious MEN on the bukkit on teh shore
Aegnor säger:
all alone
Aegnor säger:
Shadowcaller spies with her little eye
Aegnor säger:
something beginning with s
Aegnor säger:
a SHACK
Shadowcaller säger:
A what?
Aegnor säger:
a not-really-very-solid-looking building.
Shadowcaller säger:
Right
Shadowcaller säger:
I remember now
Shadowcaller säger:
I go inside
Aegnor säger:
you go in
Aegnor säger:
it's pretty dark but you make out a couple barrels
MrEdwardNigma säger:
what's going on?
Shadowcaller säger:
Well I'm looking for water
Aegnor säger:
you're unconscious of paddling in a bukkit
Shadowcaller säger:
Is there any kind of smell?
Aegnor säger:
it smells like alcohol
Shadowcaller säger:
Hm, I yell for help
Happy säger:
falls asleep again
Aegnor säger:
you can't get a sound out of your dry throat
Shadowcaller säger:
Okay, then I try to open a barrel
Aegnor säger:
you manage to open one of the barrels
Aegnor säger:
it topples
Aegnor säger:
and you're flooded with beer
Shadowcaller säger:
Hmm don't beer increase thirst?
Aegnor säger:
I don't think your dying-of-thirst character in the middle of a liquid drinkable substance would really care
Shadowcaller säger:
Well okay I drink the beer since I'm desperate
Aegnor säger:
you drink beer.
Aegnor säger:
you hit your foot at a hammer.
Aegnor säger:
it hurts.
Shadowcaller säger:
Ouch
Shadowcaller säger:
I open a second barrel
Aegnor säger:
a thought hits your head
Aegnor säger:
you left an unconscious naked man with an unconscious barbarian lady into a bukkit on shore with sun shining on them and they dying of thirst.
Aegnor säger:
The barrel is full of beer
Aegnor säger:
you giggle at the thought
Shadowcaller säger:
I try to carry it to them
Aegnor säger:
it runs away in shame
Aegnor säger:
the beer floods out
Aegnor säger:
I suggest not opening it
Aegnor säger:
before carrying
Aegnor säger:
(oh, and grab the hammer=
Shadowcaller säger:
Well duh
Shadowcaller säger:
I'm crazy with thirs remember:
Aegnor säger:
Actually, now you're only crazy of being drunk anymore.
Shadowcaller säger:
I put the hammer in my backpack
Shadowcaller säger:
then I carry the third barrel to the shore
Shadowcaller säger:
as fast as I can
Shadowcaller säger:
No wait
Shadowcaller säger:
As carefully as I can
Aegnor säger:
you do so
Aegnor säger:
the barrel survives the journey intact
Aegnor säger:
you find the two people in the same state you left them in
Aegnor säger:
except that happy's leg has magically healed.
Shadowcaller säger:
I open the barrel near happt and urges her to drink
Shadowcaller säger:
*happy
Happy säger:
Beer….
Aegnor säger:
actually
Aegnor säger:
wine
Happy säger:
drinks
Aegnor säger:

Aegnor säger:
she drinks
Happy säger:
yum yum
Shadowcaller säger:
Then I as carefully as I can move the barrel to MEN
Aegnor säger:
she slowly regains her strength. And is drunk.
Happy säger:
uses coke can to pour some into Nigma's mouth
Happy säger:
hey, i haz barbarian con
Shadowcaller säger:
Yeah
Aegnor säger:
Nigma wakes.
Happy säger:
i'm only tipsy
Aegnor säger:
it was strong wine.
Aegnor säger:
And you drunk half a barrel.
Happy säger:
*is drunk*
Happy säger:
I love you guysh!
MrEdwardNigma säger:
*isn't drunk?*
Aegnor säger:
you haven't drank any wine yet.
Aegnor säger:
You're also dying of thirst.
Aegnor säger:
and being offered half a barrel.
Happy säger:
i poured some into his mouth
Aegnor säger:
well yeah
Happy säger:
but i might have missed
Happy säger:
being drunk and all
Aegnor säger:
enough to wake him up
Aegnor säger:
splashed on his face
Shadowcaller säger:
I lay down on the beach, exhuasted
Aegnor säger:
hm. I think we should continue this later… it's getting a bit late here. 'S'ave soon.
Aegnor säger:
Shadowcaller vomits into the acid lake and falls over
MrEdwardNigma säger:
so THAT's where the acid came from
Happy säger:
what do you with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunk sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor earlie in the morning
Aegnor säger:
sheesh
Aegnor säger:
MEN drinks
Shadowcaller säger:
I try to recover
Aegnor säger:
Shadowcaller tries to sing along with Happy
Aegnor säger:
Star Power attempt hits a slow spot in the song though, and the vocals gain pretty few points
Aegnor säger:
but it's easy mode
Aegnor säger:
and he manages to survive to the end
Aegnor säger:
The singing has the side-effect(unwanted?) of having the Tavern owner find you.
MrEdwardNigma säger:
toss him in the lock-up till he's sober, toss him in the lock-up till he's sober!
Aegnor säger:
You've stolen a lot of beer and expensive wine, and MEN is naked
Aegnor säger:
you're, yeah, imprisoned.
Aegnor säger:
until next time, that is.
Aegnor säger:
'S'aved
Shadowcaller säger:
((Well this was unexpected))
Happy säger:
at least they'll feet us
Happy säger:
*feed
Happy säger:
and probably give Nigma a loin cloth or something
Aegnor säger:
Score: 151 points total.
MrEdwardNigma säger:
one of which is mine!
Aegnor säger:
SC and Happy are in a different cell from MEN, btw
Shadowcaller säger:
So what could the alien have done?
Happy säger:
do i still haz mah bukkit?
Aegnor säger:
taken you on a ride.
Shadowcaller säger:
Women and men eh?
Aegnor säger:
I'm improvising.
Aegnor säger:
The bukkit is stored
Aegnor säger:
as is the stick
Aegnor säger:
and the rock
Aegnor säger:
everything else is taken away
Aegnor säger:
and you have only clothes
Happy säger:
no! They be stealin mah bukkit! D=
Shadowcaller säger:
Phew
Shadowcaller säger:
Well we really need to continue this >.>
Shadowcaller säger:
Tomorrow or something
Aegnor säger:
sure
Aegnor säger:
I got to go sleep
Happy säger:
gnight Murska
Aegnor säger:
but invite me into a chat tomorrow and I'll continue
Aegnor säger:
I got logs!
Aegnor säger:

Shadowcaller säger:
Yay
Aegnor säger:
you can be drunk in the cell
Aegnor säger:
and RP that if you wish
Happy säger:
*drunkenly weeps and mourns loss of bukkit*
Aegnor säger:
narrating for three people is exhausting.
Aegnor säger:
one person is bad enough
Shadowcaller säger:
Thats why you knock them out time for time eh?
Aegnor säger:
especially since I have to make everything up on the spot
Aegnor säger:

Aegnor säger:
yeah
Aegnor säger:

Aegnor säger:
scenes like endless acid are for me to brainstorm for the next part of our story
Happy säger:
*giggles*
Shadowcaller säger:
*Tries to sleep since she is feeling sick*
MrEdwardNigma säger:
*pukes on the guard*
Aegnor säger:
the drunken noises of Happy keep you awake
Shadowcaller säger:
Aww
Aegnor säger:
the guard is on the other side of the bars
Shadowcaller säger:
Hmm wonder if stomach acid can melt bars…^^
MrEdwardNigma säger:
mine can

Adam har lämnat konversationen.

Shadowcaller säger:
Hm, is magic allowed later on in the story?
Aegnor säger:
your cannot. Special magic bars.
Aegnor säger:
MEN will never be able to grasp magic. You might.
Shadowcaller säger:
yay
MrEdwardNigma säger:
why won't I???
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I'm a bloody wizard!
Shadowcaller säger:
You can become a rogue MEN^^
Happy säger:
ooh, do we get to level up now?
Aegnor säger:
well, IF doesn't have levels really
Aegnor säger:
cuz it'd be like, impossible for me to think of any way to reasonably implement them
Aegnor säger:
but you can gain skills
Shadowcaller säger:
Indeed
Happy säger:
what does IF stand for?
Aegnor säger:
Interactive Fiction
Shadowcaller säger:
Or improvised fiction
Happy säger:
or Idiots Fumbling ^^
Aegnor säger:
they're not usually improvised, ya know.
Shadowcaller säger:
Hm, you should make out some possible abilities we can take
Shadowcaller säger:
When your done sleeping that is
Shadowcaller säger:
Or I can do that…
Aegnor säger:
go ahead
Aegnor säger:
anyone with more imagination than me = anyone
Happy säger:
i look forward to us one day having a change of clothing
Aegnor säger:
could think up stuff
Aegnor säger:
I'd be grateful for any help.
Happy säger:
and perhaps a sandwich
Aegnor säger:
And I'll totally be joining in as a player some day.
Shadowcaller säger:
Ha, I got a wholoe universe in my head
Shadowcaller säger:
*whole
Shadowcaller säger:
What clothes do we got now by the way?
Aegnor säger:
and a whole universe contains your head
Aegnor säger:
you two have the same clothes you came in with
Aegnor säger:
MEN has a loincloth
MrEdwardNigma säger:
yes!
Shadowcaller säger:
I can have the same clothes as my avtar right?
MrEdwardNigma säger:
progress!
Shadowcaller säger:
without the weapons that is
Aegnor säger:
not yet you can't.
Shadowcaller säger:
Aww
Aegnor säger:
your clothes at the moment are basically just some rags
Shadowcaller säger:
Like beggers clothes?
Aegnor säger:
kinda.
Aegnor säger:
okay clothes, but really worn out
Happy säger:
we did run through a burning forest in them
Shadowcaller säger:
Hm, we should focus on different skills…
Happy säger:
magic user, rogue, and fighter?
Shadowcaller säger:
MEN, what do you say?
Shadowcaller säger:
I do prefere magic…
MrEdwardNigma säger:
I'm a wizard
MrEdwardNigma säger:
but I do tend to play rogues
Happy säger:
rawwr! i'm a barbarian!
Shadowcaller säger:
Yeah, happt has already decided
Happy säger:
someone should probably learn some healing though
Shadowcaller säger:
*happy
MrEdwardNigma säger:
and I have been stealing everything that wasn't nailed down
Shadowcaller säger:
I could do that
Shadowcaller säger:
Healing/light magic

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